Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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