Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize