everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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