whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Ladies don't puke and tell
A+ Viking dick
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
