For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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