Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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