Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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