so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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