how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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