You just made me feel so damn special
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Randomize
