So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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