I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I am one with the molecules
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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