I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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