I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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