you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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