weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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