And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I wish i was in the wii world.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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