She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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