I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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