god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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