just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
either way he was missing a nipple.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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