I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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