great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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