Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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