NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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