Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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