Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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