She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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