Don't make out with my wife yet
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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