If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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