My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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