i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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