suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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