Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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