just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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