They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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