I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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