She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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