I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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