i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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