I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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