I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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