I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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