this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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