it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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