quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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