Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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