Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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