that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Pants are for mortals
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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