Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
True strength comes from lack of pants
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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