the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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