Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sponge bath it is.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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