Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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