Whod you bang
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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