did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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