what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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