nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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