Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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