Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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