More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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